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A Beautiful Day

Thomas Clay Jr.
3 min readJan 21, 2021

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I gotta be honest fam, the impending sense of doom I have felt the last four years has almost magically disappeared. I don’t even have to ever wake up ever again thinking, ‘what did that fucking idiot do now?’ I was also happy to see Y’all Qaeda did exactly what I said the cowards would do. One guy showed up to the capitol in Albany, one. Nothing sobers up a bunch of Qanons to reality like seeing all their fellow seditionists being arrested by the FBI.

The former pool-shitter-in-chief can no longer shit in the pool or take a Trump on my brain ever again. No more twitter or social media for him, except parler and his pride will keep him from using that. As he left, nobody say him off besides his family. The most important thing to old men is someone to hear his lies and that’s the Maralago Manatee’s chief motive for anything. He has to be in the limelight. I’m betting him and Bannon will start some OANN-type channel.

In many cultures, the man who delivers victory in battle is prized above all others and that’s what we witnessed the last four years of the most disgusting sycophantism the world has ever seen. Today the reality of his loss cannot be denied any longer because Joe and Kamala are in charge now. But the more important reality is that all the Marcos and Teds who could now wait to pucker up to the man who gave them tax cuts and 3 supreme court justices know in politics, you don’t…

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Thomas Clay Jr.
Thomas Clay Jr.

Written by Thomas Clay Jr.

Kentucky Rake-hell created by the Dark Lord to punish Republicans.

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