Avenging Hillary

Okay fam, let’s huddle up cause I gots something good, real good but keep it on the downlow mkay? Yes you can share this with friends and fam cause they need to feel the joy too.

As an old chess master, I learned very young that if you give an opponent who is a moron enough rope, they’ll do all the work for you. It’s also just karmically delicious when a moron thinks they is smart and starts spouting off about how smart they are and lemme let all y’all in on a little secret, Nancy Pelosi is an international grand champion of racking Republican ass.

I don’t mean a swift smack on the fanny kinda of ass-whipping neither. I mean strapping Mitch, Kevin and Trump all down William Wallace style except she ain’t packing quarter horses, she’s got her a hydraulic hoe-ram mounted on a 970 Caterpiller dozer and I’m fixing to tell all y’all, she’s about to get busy drilling some new orifices in their dull asses. Lemme splainit.

See the first part of her master plan is to let Lil Kev run around like a chicken with his head cut off for a while and let him say all the stupid shit he’s gonna say about the joint committee she and Chuck proposed. So Lil Kev didn’t want it cause it’s gonna make Republicans and Trump look bad so she gave Kev all the rope he wanted and he’s all wrapped up now.