Dear Qpublicans

Dear Qpublicans,

I know you all have been a tad ‘foggy’ about things after losing the House, Senate and the White House, perhaps justly so. I’d like for you to come out of your general malaise and help sober you all up to what the rest of the world calls ‘reality’.

I’ve been reading a bunch of you on my local news station saying that the election was ‘stolen.’ When I asked by whom? I am told, ‘well if you don’t know then there’s no point.’ Is it too much to ask you all to cite any legitimate media news source in support of that claim?

I’m not really talking to those *morons*. I am talking to any sane person who dabbles in politics and might vote Republican for any reason. I’d like to illuminate a few things for you that the rest of us are a bit more than perturbed about.

I know you don’t like talking about the insurrectionists but I’d like for you all to think about what led up to it. Did you notice that each and every single place Rudy Giuliani asked courts to throw out the votes or wanted a recount had a particular ethnic makeup?

Why do you think Lindsey Graham called up the Georgia Secretary of State and told him he could throw out votes? Do you remember exactly which counties he wanted the votes thrown out?