Dear Republicans,

We need to talk. I’d like to begin by reminding you that a true friend always tells you the truth. In all candor, you are my enemy but because I care about the health of our Republic, I am willing to throw you a flotation device as the Trumptanic sinks to the depths of infamy if you want it. Or you can go drown yourselves to own the libs if you want.

I have a couple of conditions before I try to save you from your own doom. The first is that we have to acknowledge that there is a difference between belief and truth moving forward. I know this is going to be a bitter pill to swallow for you all but you are in dire need of some strong medicine to help you recover your senses.

The first thing we must acknowledge is that Joe Biden won a free and fair election. I understand that you believe there might have been some manner of fraud but that does not align with the known provable facts. The *only* proven voter fraud for this election have all been attributed to Republicans. If you do not own the google and still believe the lie that there was, then you need to seek mental help which you will be able to do when we pass a public option after Joe is inaugurated.

Nobody can take anyone on your side seriously when you begin any discussion by lying. When you repeat lies like the ones Trump and Rudy tell constantly, you’ve abdicated your right to participate in civilized society. If…