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Kevin McCarthy Is The Dumbest Politician Alive

Thomas Clay Jr.
5 min readFeb 4, 2021

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My physics teacher in high school was Mr. Wheaton. He teaches in China now but he graduated from Princeton with a degree in physics. It is the hardest undergraduate degree there is. John is about 5’7” and wore Coke-bottle-thick glasses and of course a pocket protector. He fixed up an experiment for us where we took a cut of pure sodium and he tossed it into a fish tank with some water in it. He wanted us to see the violent reaction alkaloid metals have when exposed to oxygen but he also wanted to teach us the law of conservation of mass which was discovered by Antoine Lavoisier and his wife.

They had the unfortunate timing of being born in pre-revolutionary France when the revolution began. Because they were nobles, the common folks rounded up Antoine and stuck him in a guillotine. He must have thought of Archimedes before the blade removed his head because he too was murdered by a Roman soldier who took offense to Archimedes telling him not to destroy some equations he was working on in the sand the soldier walked across.

Their loss to mankind cannot be overstated.

We saw history repeating itself on January the 6th when a violent mob of fatuous ignoramuses stormed the Capitol with murderous intent. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made a video of what she experienced that day and many of the supporters of the…

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Thomas Clay Jr.
Thomas Clay Jr.

Written by Thomas Clay Jr.

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