Pride Before The Fall

Trump be fucked fam, not some, not partially, I mean all the way with a glass cactus.

Why?

I’m glad you asked.

Trump is up to his eyeballs in debt. We do not yet know all the banks he owes money to but we do know Deutsche Bank is one of them. We also know that he reported $900 million in debt from his financial disclosure forms from 2016.

Why would a “billionaire” need a loan from a bank? Well to hear Trump explain it, it’s some manner of complicated business and tax plan that mere mortals cannot understand because you need to be a stable genius to understand along with a certain expertise that most people would call, ‘potayto logic’ because you’d have to have taters where brains should be to understand it.

The reason why even all you nattering ninnies should be enjoying your tall glasses of glee is because banks have certain fiduciary responsibilities to their shareholders and that means if they do business in the United States, they have to follow these things state and federal prosecutors call ‘laws.’ This is where things get good.

Say you have a company named Deutsche Bank and you loaned a company called ‘The Trump Org’ $900 million. The general idea is that the Trump Org will pay the loan back but to get the loan, the Trump Org has to put up what’s called “collateral” just…