Republicans In Hell Is The Best Thing Ever

I normally take Fridays off but my mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

There has been a bunch of things I have wanted to write about but I don’t believe in helping my enemy when they are about to make a grievous mistake. Yesterday, I was absolutely certain that Republicans would acquit Trump again and I sincerely want them to make that mistake. I want it so bad I can almost taste it.

Today, there is better than a 50% chance that Trump will be convicted and I am damn mad about it fam.

The worst thing has happened, Trump’s moron lawyer told a lie that was so grievous that even the most ardent Trump loyalist is having a problem sticking with it. I want them to acquit him so much but this lie was so flagrant that even Marco Rubio can’t ignore it.

The lie that will keep Trump out of politics forever was, ‘President Trump did not know Mike Pence was in any danger.’

Seems harmless enough right? The problem was that Mitt Romney asked Mr. Van Der Veen that question and he lied about it. Now things are moving fast towards conviction because of that lie.

The problem was that Kevin McCarthy called Trump as the rioters were breaking into his office to tell him to call them off. Trump…