Republicans Love Mass Shootings

Another day in America and another mass shooting. Two dead, twenty shot.

We could stop these mass shooting overnight if we wanted to but we can’t and that’ because of one reason and one reason alone, NRA political HOARS of the Republican stripe.

When Steve Scalise was shot, I asked the Flying Spaghetti Monster to take him to the gates of hell. I would be more explicit in what I really said but Community Standards are so specious and arbitrary that everything violates them.

But let’s be perfectly clear here, the mass murder is almost unique in America and it is because of guns. And to be even more clear, the people who say knives or bats or cars kill more people than guns and they say, ‘when are we gonna ban them?’ Those people right there, are fucking idiots, every single miserable one of them.

And what party do they belong to you wonder? Well, the party of stupid, namely Republicans.

I want you to fight me and say they’re not all stupid because I want you to bring one of the stupid bastards to this post and I will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that that person is dumb as fuck. Of course they never show up because they all a bunch of gutless cowards who know they are dumb as fuck.

I’ve often wondered how many people would have to be murdered with ARs before…