The Obituary Rush Deserves

Divine justice expelled an impacted turd that has plagued the bowels of the body politic for nearly 40 years yesterday. Wife number #19 made the joyous announcement after learning that she would inherit the fortune Rush built on the bodies of thousands of others.

Mourners inside the right-wing ecosphere were temporarily united in their flattery of the ex-parrot shock-jock.

Ben Shapiro wailed in grief as a “Rush baby,” ’He was an extremely important man who never dabbled in the libtards WAP cancel culture. He was enormously handsome and never missed an opportunity to make the feminazis cry. Even when he was all hopped up on Oxycontin, he crushed more patriot puss than Kid Rock ever thought about.’

Mark Levin stricken with grief quipped, “Rush was always numero uno and now I will take up his mantel and carry the tiki torches forward.”

David Duke became overwhelmed when reached by the Daily Stormer, ‘Rush was my spiritual brother. Nobody did more to further the cause than Rush. When he called Obama ‘the magic negro’, I felt that deep in my soul because we all know what he wanted to say but the libtard media woulda gone full Benghazi if he had said it. He made hate great again. He’s clearly the greatest American leader since Stonewall Jackson.’