The Obituary Rush Deserves
4 min readFeb 18, 2021
Divine justice expelled an impacted turd that has plagued the bowels of the body politic for nearly 40 years yesterday. Wife number #19 made the joyous announcement after learning that she would inherit the fortune Rush built on the bodies of thousands of others.
Mourners inside the right-wing ecosphere were temporarily united in their flattery of the ex-parrot shock-jock.