There’s Something Happening Here, What It Is Ain’t Exactly Clear

I gotta be honest, I’m not a fan of Jim Jordan. It’s not just his lackadaisical fatuous nincompoopery, it’s that he went to college and graduated, then went to law school and I scratch my head and wonder how such an exquisite and fastidious *moron* like him could survive childhood and adolescence completely intact without running into traffic, dropping a hair dryer in the bathtub or going out in public without a helmet. By god, Darwin stands refuted!

What I find truly nauseating is the endless whataboutism, terminal hypocrisy and the unmitigated gall of that stupid bastard to disparage Joe not bringing ‘people together in unity.’ I’ve had very elaborate and fantastical dreams of interrogating Gym with a blow torch and a ball peen hammer because he is truly one of the most vile cretins in the history of civilization.

Let’s talk about ‘unity’ for just a second. Back about a year ago, there was a recovery bill passed by the orange shit-demon. Then right before the election, Republicans passed another one with a whopping $600 which combined with the first one equaled a total of $1800, for an entire year. This is what Republicans thought of the working people of America, $1800 was enough. Think about that for a minute and what that meant to so many families who through Trump’s fault entirely, had to do whatever…